0017 - Japanese Pad Thai Noodles

Brandy didn't know what she wanted for dinner, and I suggested IHOP. This didn't really happen, I was just thinking about IHOP.

0016 - Scrap Guy Is Gonna Miss Me

Should I be, like, posting that these are MY drawings and comics? Like, putting my name on them or something? Do random visitors just think I'm some lame-ass stealing stuff off the internet that I find funny, to serve as lame-ass blog entries? NOTE: THIS IS ALL MY ARTWORK/PHOTOGRAPHY/WHATEVER. EVEN IF I DON'T INDIVIDUALLY LABEL EACH IMAGE, THEY ARE ALL CREATED BY ME, MY PROPERTY, YEAH YEAH. There.

0015 - Seriously: Sun Poisoning

The trailer is down. Still need to get rid of the scrap aluminum and junk appliances...stuff we couldn't put in the dumpsters. Still need to chop up the frame with a blowtorch. Trailer is down, though.

Wear sunscreen...that shit's no joke. Wear sunscreen.

Top photos: Me. Twenty hours in the sun...shirt rubbing on the burn...I don't know. Feels amazing.

Bottom photo: Left to right: Horan (friend of the family), Kyle (my brother-in-law), Brandy (my wife), Keith (Brandy's father). The trailer after gutting it, after pushing it over. The blisters formed the next day when Keith and I had to pull up all the floorboards, which were apparently nailed down by someone with OCD and lots of fucking nails.

0014 - Sun Poisoning

0013 - Will Eisner

"Maviscide", December 5, 2004, 10:05PM, Sharpie on cardboard cereal box

This goes with the drawing I posted for entry 0008. I drew them a couple days apart, but they kinda go together when you put them side by side.

0012 - Forgotten Hose

"I'm Dying", January 12, 2006, acrylic/Sharpie/fake blood on cardboard

0011 - Dumpsters, Maggots, Cake

0010 - Water Water Everywhere

0009 - Third Dishes Cycle

0008 - Kissed All Day, Lips Are Hurting

"Haspishchka", December 7th, 2004, 8:44PM, marker on cereal box

0007 - Bad Day For A Parade

may 2007

0006 - Nicotine Patch

"Summyllwanner", December 21, 2004, 7:47PM

0005 - Shiny New Plate Bullshit

"Monsterhead", 1/28/06, 12:42PM, Sharpie on Nivea For Men Fresh Cooling Balm box

This is something I apparently did early last year for Monsterhead and never sent them. You can download their excellent books for free, so why not do it do it do it?

0004 - Big Boy Ain't What It Used To Be

This is a sweet picture of Voltron I drew when I was a kid. I remember watching it when it came out, when I was four or five years old, so I'm assuming that's around the time I made this excellent homage to one of my favorite shows. I just wish I still had the toys.

0003 - Denny's Diarrhea

"Hallo Yar", 6/4/07, 8:57 PM, By Levi Jacob Bailey, Sharpies and paint markers

0002 - Keith Finished Tub